If you’re gonna steal from a bar, don’t screw with Gronk gear.
That was the lesson delivered loud and clear in a red sharpie pen when someone nabbed a No. 87 jersey that Rob had lovingly signed from the Brick Street Bar in Miami, Ohio.
We don’t know if the culprit was a besotted Pats fan who is sleeping with it on their pillow, or a douche bag who sold it on eBay, but either way, the valuable merchandise was gone.
Cue Super Gronk to the rescue, who swooped in to replace the jersey that went walkabout with one that was even better.
Rather than just sign another with his name and number, he replaced it with a nice little note in the most Gronk way possible.
“To Brick Street, these sexy Miami, Ohio, chicks stole my jersey! Here’s a replacement so they can steal it again!
“69 all the time, not with nickles, only Miami dimes.”
Thanks for sharing the visual evidence, Brick Street — and please step up your security, we don’t want this one going missing!
Gronk pulled through in the clutch for us w/ a replacement jersey! He even offered words of wisdom! pic.twitter.com/M0uQlAT3Vb
— Brick Street (@BrickStOxford) August 24, 2016